The loaf, it is liver

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Another rectilinear loaf, but this time it's unpolluted by other objects in the matrix -- it's pure, 100% Grade A horseshit. And yes, it IS possible to make liver look even more unappetizing than it really is. Thank God there's some comic relief from the big orange wood shavings and the little nuclear bombs made from radishes.

Lost your appetite yet? Fortunately, even the Weight Watchers folks can't fuck up saltines and melba toast, or the plastic parsley. Better yet, steal the silver knife and trade it for a couple of pizzas.

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