Saturday, February 12, 2011

Worst. Commute. Ever.

I left work at about 5:10 p.m. last night, It usually takes an hour or a bit less until I'm walking in the door. Last night? Not so much. I stood on the platform in Kendall for about half an hour until a train came -- packed like sardine can, naturally -- and I literally couldn't get on. (Meanwhile, a train going the other way was sitting at the opposite platform with its doors open. For about 20 minutes.)


But my patience was rewarded, or so I thought, when 10 minutes later another train arrived, and I crammed myself into the last few cubic inches of space by the door -- which also satyed open as the minutes dragged by. I overheard another passenger say it had taken the train 45 minutes to get to where I was from Park Street (two stops). That's about when thought to myself, "Do I really want to be snuggling upright with my fellow commuters for an indefinite period in a train packed to tight that I can't even move my arms enough to get at my iPhone or magazine?" So I stepped out again on the platform and went back upstairs to call Ben, who had the brilliant (to me) though obvious (to him) suggestion to get a cab to Alewife where my car was parked.

I got some cash and walked through the Marriott to the taxi side, where about 15 other people were in line for a cab. I figured I'd be there for quite a while, but I got into about the fourth cab, sharing it with three other guys who were also going to Alewife. So then we had about 20 minutes of driving before I got into my car, turned on the ignition at 6:45 p.m., warmed up... and sat there. For an hour. Waiting to get out of the parking garage. No lie -- it was exactly 62 minutes before I cleared the last stoplight between the garage and Route 2. Total elapsed time, door to door: three hours.

It hasn't snowed in about two weeks, and this article says the disaster was due to signal problems. If I were in charge, I would've sent every MBTA employee into the Red Line tunnel with an old-fashioned railroad lamp, stationed them every 50 feet or so, and said, "OK, you're now signalmen. Get those goddamn trains running." Or just politely asked the drivers to proceed with caution and beep their horns when approaching an intersection. I mean, really. As one guy put it in the news article, "the MTBA is as reliable as Lindsay Lohan without an ankle bracelet."

Thursday, February 10, 2011

You rock, you farshluggineh kids!

Usually Ben has little interest in this blog, but recently he actually suggested that I post something here -- something that tells a profound and historic story in images. I'll let him take it from here...

Ronnie James Dio apparently is credited with inventing the heavy-metal hand sign that means "You rock!"

In doing a bit more digging on the web, the honor also seems to have been claimed for Gene Simmons and even John Lennon.

Won't they all be shocked to realize that the gesture was actually invented in Farmingdale, N.J., by Jewish chicken farmers.

The historically important moment was recently discovered in a photo taken on February 24, 1946 at the wedding of none other than my parents (Ed. note: from left to right, person #1 and #3; person #2 is unknown but looks somewhat menacing and/or drunk.)
Look carefully at this picture and you'll see one of the invited guests expressing his enthusiasm for the wedding, proudly proclaiming, "You rock, and du bist shoen!"

Monday, January 31, 2011

Did I leave the keys in the freezer AGAIN?

The aging brain. Perhaps instead of a senior moment, you could call it a WTF moment (in which the W stands for "where")


By the way, we're supposed to get another foot and a half of snow in the next two days. If we hadn't bought that snowblower, we'd either be hundreds or even thousands into a plowing service, or dead of a heart attack about two weeks ago.

Monday, January 03, 2011

Can cancer treatment be funny? With enough farts, yes.

This can be verified by reading Steam Me Up, Kid (the same genius who brought you the classic Adventure of a Lifetime, Now With More Lethargy).


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First day back at work after Christmas vay-cay. We basically slept our asses off and watched a shitload of TV, because we're an active, on-the-go family like that. But not jusst any TV -- high-quality streaming Netflix (thanks for the Roku box, Chanukkah bunny!) including, most recently, "Grumpy Old Men" (Burgess Meredith as Jack Lemmon's horny old father: "Looks like he's taking old One-Eye to the optometrist!") and season 1 of "Soap," which I'd never seen. LOVE the young Billy Crystal, though I was expecting his character to be a cross-dresser or something more flamboyant -- based, I guess, on my vague memory at the time of how controversial the show was. Ironically, Wikipedia says it was attacked by conservative Christians (no surprise there) but also by gay groups who felt the character reinforced negative stereotypes because he wanted to get a sex-change operation. Actually he's neither self-hating nor stereotypically swishy, so the show was in fact ahead of its time. The scenes with Harold Gould in the hospital after Jodie tries to kill himself are very moving.

We even did a few things that involved not sitting on the couch. We went tubing for an hour and a half (the snow was slow and wet) and did some bowling and gaming at the arcade, where I DOMINATED at Centipede* (six of the ten high scores -- oh yeah!) but also burned my tongue on onion rings. Still hurts. Over parts of two days, Ben and I went through boxes of random papers that we'd lugged around through several house moves while the kids played an extended game that involved throwing everything in Becky's closet onto the floor and turning it into one big multi-level dollhouse. I should take a picture, right?

* I'm proud to admit that I went to the Maine state championships in Centipede when I was in college. Got a T-shirt and everything. Because I was all into studying and hoarding my quarters for laundry and giving to the less fortunate and stuff.

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Bad acid trip or a hallucination by a drug-free but B-vitamin-deficient starvation victim in the subway on the way to work?

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Ending alone

This is where our next-door neighbor was fatally injured just before Christmas.

His death was initially mysterious but ultimately just sad, as was much of his life. The final tragedy was his fall (probably) from the slippery roof of his house where he had lived his whole life.

Early that evening, we saw an ambulance and police cars outside, but this wasn't a major concern because we'd seen emergency vehicles over there several times before. This is because Bill called them himself when the voices got too frightening. He took medication for his condition, but sometimes it stopped working, or maybe he stopped taking it. In the past, he went to a hospital for a couple of weeks to stabilize and then returned home.

That night, after the ambulance had taken him away, a policeman came over to ask if we knew of anyone who had a key to his house, which was "like a fortress," he said. That's because Bill was afraid people were trying to kill him. He had an assortment of locks and alarm systems which he often changed. No one seems to have a key to the latest set. Ben cleared his driveway yesterday in preparation for Bill's sister's arrival. We knew when she got here because of the police and fire truck outside their house probably for the last time; they put up ladders and gained entry using the same window through which Bill left his house for the last time.

We knew about Bill's situation when me moved here three and a half years ago, but we weren't concerned for our safety because by all accounts he was harmless. My father knew him for years and hired him to do tree work, had him over for dinner once or twice. When we bought this property, we introduced ourselves and explained our plans for demolishing the house and building a new one. He sometimes came over to chat and see how the work was going, though he was suspicious of the workmen, who he believed were whispering among themselves about plans to have him killed. Bill was never violent -- quite the contrary. His illness made him fear for his own life, plagued by imaginary threats from other neighbors, passing bicyclists, random people.

Despite all this, Bill had friends and a bit of a social life. He was apparently active in the church community, and he would help the elderly neighbor on the other side of us, snow-blowing his driveway and helping him up when he fell outside. The neighbor doesn't need that help any more because he went into an assisted living facility last winter. Bill lost another human connection a few weeks before that when an old friend in the neighborhood passed way.

Just recently, Bill's world got even smaller. The last time I saw him was when he rang our doorbell a couple of weeks ago on a frigid afternoon, asking if we would mind if he put an outgoing letter in our mailbox to be picked up. Of course not, I said, inviting him in for a cup of coffee. He explained that he had ridden his bike to the post office earlier that day to pick up his mail, which was delivered to a P.O. box, but had forgotten to mail this one thing.

I looked up, surprised. "Why would you ride your bike three miles in this weather?" He replied that he had lost his driver's license.

Not wanting to pry but mightily curious -- and almost certain that alcohol wasn't an issue -- I asked what had happened.

"Psychological problems," he said matter-of-factly. "The police were getting tired of me calling them and saying someone was following me."

As he talked about other things, running along the familiar course of speculating who was plotting to kill him, I thought of Bill living alone in his house since his father died a few years ago, his neighborhood friends dwindling, now unable to drive to buy groceries and other stuff he needed, or to get to church or eat at a restaurant. I asked him how he would manage, and he said there was some sort of short-term help from a mental health program run by the state or the town or something.

"Well, I'll let you get back to what you were doing," he said calmly, handing me the empty coffee cup.

I found out later that Meals on Wheels was supposed to start delivering to his house, but he died before that got underway. In our leafy suburb, he had no easy way to go anywhere even if it wasn't bitterly cold. And in what was perhaps the last straw, I learned that shortly before he died, his television has gone on the blink. Who among us would not be driven to despair?

A few days after his visit, Bill called and Ben answered the phone. It was something that didn't make sense, Ben said -- he was calling to see if we were all right because he saw a light on in our house. An hour or two later, he called again. This time I answered, and he said he was checking to see if we were still living here, because people in his basement were saying that we had moved away. One more call came that night. This time it was Ben who reassured him that everything was fine, despite the voices in Bill's back yard shouting that Ben had killed his family.

After all that, it wasn't terribly surprising when we saw the ambulance a few days later. Ben walked over to see what was going on, and one of the policemen said he would stop by later to ask us some questions. Meanwhile, another neighbor called to say the police were spending a lot of time walking around in Bill's front yard, which seemed odd.

Later that evening, the policeman came and asked us about a key to Bill's house, which of course we didn't have. We figured he wouldn't tell us much because of patient privacy laws, and we were right. He would say only that Bill was in a local hospital. He asked if we had seen the name of the locksmith on the side of the truck that had been in Bill's driveway earlier that day, but we hadn't. He asked if we'd noticed anything unusual lately, and we told him about the phone calls, explaining that we were friendly with Bill when we saw him and that we knew his history.

After the cop left, Ben called Bill's sister and left a message. At 11:00 that night, she called back. The ambulance we saw was not taking Bill to a mental hospital, but to an emergency room after he fell off his roof. He died of his injuries a little while before she called, maybe an hour or two after the cop had come to our door.

Only later did we piece together from relatives what happened.  He had called his mental health advocate that afternoon, saying dogs or wolves were chasing him inside his house. Apparently he opened the window that led onto the garage roof and closed it behind him to escape. It had snowed a few days earlier, a dry snow that hadn't melted, so he slipped, most likely. The mental health advocate either sent police to his house after getting the alarming phone call, or they went after Bill set off his burglar alarm by opening the window. He survived the fall with broken ribs, punctured lungs and other injuries, and died that night on the operating table as they tried without success to stop the internal bleeding.

We still have questions. Could we have done something to prevent what happened that day? If it had happened on a weekend, perhaps he would have come over to warm up and get our help, but it was a weekday afternoon when we're all usually at work or school, and he hadn't seen Ben come home early after a doctor's appointment. Should we have called someone after Bill's series of phone calls a few days earlier? And

Bill lived independently and got along pretty well, at least until recently. When he told me about losing his driver's license, it occurred to me that we could help by bringing him groceries or meals, but I hesitated because I was afraid of getting drawn into a role of being his permanent caretaker. So I didn't offer anything other than the usual vague "if there's anything we can do to help" kind of thing.

Now the houses on both sides of us are empty. At some point I expect new neighbors will arrive, and we'll go over with a lasagna they can eat while they unpack, and we'll tell them to be sure to call or drop by and let us know if there's anything we can do to help.
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